Stormy’s Defiant Ex-Lawyer Tries to Defend Slimy Hush-Money Deal

The B-list celebrity lawyer who scored two hush-money deals for a porn star and a former Playboy model came off as an even shadier character on Thursday, as Donald Trump’s team worked hard to show that the prosecution’s witness was actually engaged in a scheme to extort the politician in the weeks before the 2016…

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Ethan Hawke Directs His Daughter in ‘Wildcat.’ But Their Movie’s a Bust.

Wildcat, the Ethan Hawke-directed, Maya Hawke-starring Flannery O’Connor biopic, begins with a trailer for an entirely different movie, a black-and-white drama about “Star Drake,” the alias of a character from O’Connor’s short story “The Comforts of Home.” Star Drake was dubbed the town floozy who pays for everything with bad checks. The trailer feverishly describes…

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Trump Says He Was Just Resting His ‘Beautiful Blue Eyes’ in Court

According to Donald Trump, he wasn’t napping in the Manhattan courtroom where he’s being tried for his alleged role in a hush money scheme to cover up an affair he had with a porn star. No, the former president said on Thursday, he was merely resting his gorgeous peepers for a moment or two. “Contrary…

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Elon Musk Wants To Bring Neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes Back to X

Elon Musk said he plans to reinstate the X account of white-nationalist activist and all-around problematic podcaster Nick Fuentes. On X on Thursday, Musk caved to a user’s demand to make good on his “promise” and bring Fuentes back to the social media site, from which he has been banned for over a year. It’s…

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Judge Refuses to Green Light Angry Trump Posts

Donald Trump tried—and failed—to lure the judge overseeing his New York criminal trial into the position of greenlighting his angry screeds to ensure they don’t violate a gag order that seeks to stop him from continuing to intimidate witnesses and jurors. The move came after Trump got slapped with $9,000 in fines and a warning…

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Right-Wing ‘Snowflake News’ Influencer Arrested on Jan. 6 Charges

The Florida influencer behind the right-wing Instagram meme account Snowflake News was arrested Wednesday on charges related to the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol. Michael Hennessey, 38, is accused of assaulting cops after he breached the Capitol—with a “Don’t Tread on Me” flag in hand—and spent nearly an hour roaming and recording inside.…

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Donald ‘Von ShitzInPantz’ Diss Makes Hush-Money Trial Debut

Donald Trump can dish it out, but he has shown, once again, that he simply cannot take it. As proceedings began Thursday morning in the disgraced ex-president’s criminal hush-money trial, defense attorney Todd Blanche complained to New York State Supreme Court Judge Juan Merchan that the gag order put in place to prevent Trump from…

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Now Republicans Are Blaming George Soros for Campus Protests

A number of Republicans are now suggesting—or in some cases, flat-out declaring—that George Soros, often the target of right-wing conspiracy theories, is funding the pro-Palestine protests on college campuses. House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA), during a NewsNation interview Wednesday, speculated that the billionaire philanthropist and Holocaust survivor was behind the unrest at universities like Columbia…

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Kristi Noem Echoes Trump Line in Reply to Dog-Killer Drama

Two of the first words out of Kristi Noem’s mouth when asked Wednesday on Fox News to justify her strange decision to kill her puppy and her goat by shooting them in a gravel pit were “fake news.” In the fashion of a typical Trump ally, Noem blamed the media for simply reporting on what…

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